Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.
I’m the last one to pick, but the first one to choose.
Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.
Rage is a big part of courage. So is cou.
My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.
If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.
I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.
A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.
If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.
People should be heard, and music should be listened to.
I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.
I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.
Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.
I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary.
I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.
Publishers see free downloads as threatening the sales of the book.
Numbers of sales do not correspond to numbers of readers.
But either way you cannot deny the sales and what we did.
Anytime you cut food stamps, it naturally affects sales. People spend less.
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business.
A telemarketer has as much right to force people to listen to a sales pitch as a door-to-door salesman has to force himself into a home.
