The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.
Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy.
I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.
I belong, and my penis, it be long.
Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.
Twitter—up to the minute minute details.
advertising produces familiarity which produces sales
Engineering is a jeans and hoodie culture, and sales is more formal.
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
A good ad which is not run never produces sales.
Your most important sale in life is to sell yourself to yourself.
I am a sale shopper. I love a discounted item.
Very rarely is there a spike in news-stand sales.
The well-satisfied customer will bring the repeat sale that counts.
I don't believe every download is a lost sale.
I love going to tag sales, to auctions.
Since the decline of record companies and music sales, I've always played live.
Whuppins were like kid taxes we paid with our behinds.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Every American, I think, should be able to fill out their taxes on a postcard.
Republicans don't seem to mind taking inflation into account when the subject is tax rates.
