Quotes of: Sales-tax Keyword

It was queer meeting him there—odd I mean—and what are the odds we’d meet at a gay bar? I was there to meet a woman, I think.

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Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those people for pissing on their religion.

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What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flattered that you’d think I am God.

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Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a lesson in love and the proper way to separate churlish and state.

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Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me's & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

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Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world know you're serious.

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The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked them. The sandwiches, not the people. I hated those fucking people.

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Love rocks. Stones also rock. I wish I could scissors paper my way into your heart.

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The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity.

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Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely out of trust, honesty, and in our case, wooden planks.

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Hungry and thirsty? Soup solves both problems at once. My love for you is starved and dehydrated, and all I need is one spoon.

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Different people have different ideas. We need to kill them—the ideas, not the people. The people we just need to torture.

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Shakespeare asked what’s in a name. Well, each of my clones won’t be named the same as me, but they’ll be me and just as sweet.

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When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

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She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?

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The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don’t ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.

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The internet's a great way to meet people. You never really know someone until you see their fake profile.

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My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit.

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What does it matter if you can speak two or more languages if you have nothing original to say in any language?

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I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home.

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If I were a shovel salesman, my biggest customers would be murderers. Oh, and spurned lovers trying to bury the past.

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