Quotes of: Sales-tax Keyword

I drink hot coffee in the summer, and iced coffee in the winter. I’m a contrarian, and contrary to popular belief I'm not a sellout. I rent.

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I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue their eyelids open when they felt tired.

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I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than that generated by a million snaps.

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I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex.

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I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely.

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A crime scene is a silent witness that speaks louder and clearer than any human. Just ask Helen Keller.

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Generally, competition is a good thing. But not when it’s between two nipples, specifically mine, over which one can suck the most.

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There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.

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Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.

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I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights.

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I don’t want to step on anybody’s toes, particularly not mine. Especially not when I am dancing alone.

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A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved.

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The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That’s why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law.

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The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing.

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Love is the gap between the blackness and the emptiness. Of course, there are also times when love isn’t so cheery and gets really dark and lonely.

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Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the term “manhole cover” is.

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A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.

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Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.

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I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for them to do so.

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It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is the muddle, and the end is enlightenment. The subject is love, and the end is death.

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I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inevitably there’ll be a parade, so just remember your umbrella.

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