First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.” “Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.
Nothing is more deceitful," said Darcy, "than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.
People die, and everything they've ever said just echoes around and around. There's nothing new. Only the same nonsense from their lives.
What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.
And one of the elders of the city , said , speak to us of good and evil. And he answered : You are good in countless ways , and you are not evil when you are not good .
I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.
Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.
Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.
And so that means..." "We have to rob the Henley," Simon said. Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again.
Forgive me," he said in a hard voice. "My heart is breaking over here. I'm doing the best I can.
Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.
(Rigg) had often complained that all these languages were useless, and Father had only said, "A man who speaks but one language understands none.
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
That doesn't sound like my Margo", she said, and I thought of my Margo, and all of us looking at her reflection in different funhouse mirrors.
Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.
It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.
It was like her father said: never make people glad twice-glad to see you come, and glad to see you go
I think being condemned to death is the only real distinction," said Mathilde. "It is the only thing which cannot be bought.
Ronan said, "I'm always straight." Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.
Sweetest baby ever,” my mother said with a sigh. “You mean second sweetest, right?” I corrected.
How would you know if you were the last man on Earth? He said. I don't guess you would know it. You'd just be it.
