I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
If anyone said to me 'invent a new monster so we can sell more toys', I'd kick them out of my office.
Lady Gaga said to me, 'You showed me how it's done.' I have no idea what she meant by 'it.'
lie to me again" she whispered. "I love you" he said.
Don't be afraid," I said, "We belong together." I was immediatly overcome by the truth of my own words.
Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.
What I've learned is that the audience is constantly rotating. Just because it feels like I've said it, there are millions and millions of people that have still never heard of it.
I started writing my own plays, and I would sell out, but after everything was said and done, I'd break even. That's being successful.
I think she said I should seek help. Something like that, but it was in much cruder terms. And that I had a fascination with things coming out of people's mouths.
People said making clothes inside out was not proper. I disagreed, because clothes that are inside out are as beautiful as a cathedral.
Performing didn't feel comfortable until I was about 17. I loved to sing, but I always said I would never perform because I was too scared.
The most important thing - and I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred times - if you marry a man, marry the right one.
If Steven Spielberg brought me a movie four hours long and said, 'It has to go out this way,' I guarantee you that's the way it would go out.
Mallarme said that everything in the world exists in order to end in a book. Today everything exists to end in a photograph.
Strictly speaking, nothing that’s said is true. (Though one can be the truth, one can’t ever say it.)
Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did.
I met a woman who told me that she wasn't attracted to Asians. "No worries," I said. "I'm not attracted to racists
I met a woman who told me she wasn't attracted to Asians. No worries, I said. I'm not attracted to racists.
Like Lincoln, I would like to believe the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Then again, he said that before he got shot.
We now have a whole culture based on the assumption that people know nothing and so anything can be said to them.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
