I was talking about no nukes, the farm crisis. People said that wasn't stuff that a state auditor was supposed to be talking about. Maybe they were right.
When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that. And I probably even made it a bigger deal than it was.
Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is not true.
He said, "Yeah, well, artists are a lot like gangsters. They both know that the official version, the one everyone else believes, is a lie.
I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.
A constellation is not an entity at all, not the kind of thing that Uranus, or anything else, can sensibly be said to 'move into.'
I have often said that I am a passionate Darwinian when it comes to explaining why we exist.
Some Russian ballet master woman said there's no culture in America, but if you look you can find interesting stuff in this country, don't you think?
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
I didn't even remember it because it kind of came up, and then a week later it said I broke up with him.
You'd be surprised how many kids and young people come to the website and send me email that they are actually going into the Marine Corp because of something that I said or did.
The biggest problem I have in journalism is being quoted or misquoted and then being asked to defend something I haven't said.
Because," said a boy. "Because why?" asked a young girl. "Because I love you.
In some articles written about me, writers have said I'm a link between the old and the new, and I think, in a certain sense, that's legitimate.
Mark Twain said, 'The right word is to the nearly right word as lightning is to the lightning bug.' Fill your book with lightning.
When I was a kid, I looked up to an Olympian superstar. I won't mention his name but when I asked for his autograph he said, 'no.'
Whoever said diamonds were a girl's best friend sure hasn't read a good book.
Remember that whatever may be said by a lady or her friends, it is not part of conduct of a gallant or generous man to take up arms against a woman.
Everything that Eddie has said about me is the total opposite of what really happened. Eddie says I wanted to be a solo artist. No, Eddie wanted to be a solo artist.
As much as we all know that some things are easier said than done, we have to understand that if we don't say it, we may never do it.
