A lot of people don't know this, but when 'Dancing with the Stars' first asked me to be on the show, I said no, because I wanted to act and to be taken seriously.
Can you imagine how many people got laid in here?" Abby said, walking to the other side of the Jacuzzi.
People were always asking me who I wanted to tour with, and I always said Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley.
If you had a tattoo that said 'Top Secret,' where on your body would it be?
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.
Even if I did give a good talk, is what I have to say more important and interesting than what Colin Powell said?
The Joker: It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry. [laughs] The Joker: Shall we dance?
I remember one time I went to Craigslist to find something; that's how bad I wanted it. It was a pair of Raf Simons - this was like 2010. But Raf said he was going to make them for me.
I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representatives was the most un-American thing in America!
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.
Every time someone tried to explain to me there are limits to what one man can do, I pointed to the boundless sky and said, 'There is the limit'.
I'm very new to the industry. I'm not on the Billboard 200 and that is alarming to me. But when I sat down with my management they said it's not a big deal and that it happens all the time.
I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.
I have said a lot that it's very important to me to make time for my child and make her the priority. I made sacrifices so that I'm around and not traveling for that.
I always said that when it was time to retire, I would know it, and I would just tip my hat to the crowds.
Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
My father always said, 'Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf' - so I make sure I read.
I have often said one of the reasons more blacks don't support Republicans is because they don't trust the GOP establishment.
[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier] Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...
Scarlett: [to Rhett] If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying.
Alan: Pang said you don't waste bullets. Tequila: Are you testing me?
