Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping
There must be some kind of way out of here,' said the joker to the thief...
Maybe they continued to agree with Archie Bunker - as I said earlier, you can't change people's minds, but you can get them to think.
When I was growing up in East Germay, everyone said there was no God. So I started looking for it myself.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
I've never seen an obese person who has said, 'I am well in my mind.' Happiness stops food being a compensation.
My father used to say that it's never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, 'You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'
Remember what Susan B. Anthony said? 'Failure is impossible.' Failure is possible if women don't vote.
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
I've said my piece. My time now is entirely focused on family.
My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.
I've said this over the years publicly - this is not a lucrative business. My goal every year is to break even with the White Sox.
Somewhere along the line, Bob said I'd better begin taking this business seriously, because, whether I liked it or not, I had a career.
Revie said there was nothing between me and Ray yet he never gave me a chance to show what I could do.
Now that we are cool, he said, and regret that we hurt each other, I am not sorry that it happened.
The president said nothing about the views of government in regard to the possibility of Carolinas seceding. This however was frequently spoken of by other statesmen at the North. I think they were unanimous in this, that no army would be sent here.
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
The Chinese foreign ministry has said more than once that I am a free person. Did I do anything wrong by leaving my home?
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'
