I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller...and all the people said 'What a shame that he's dead, but wasn't he a most peculiar man?
Paul SimonThere are those who leave without our needing to detain them; we have said all there is to say.
Richard EyreMy daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.
Randy KaganWhen I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'
Sally FieldI couldn't do 'The Ed Sullivan Show.' Ed said I was a flash in the pan, and he was right.
Scott McKenzie