I said never mix business with pleasure. They said it was a pleasure doing business with me.
Nikhil ShardaI threw my hands in the air and said show me something. He said, "if you dare come a little closer".
Rihanna98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaYeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney DangerfieldI never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
Ambrose Bierce