Jim: [to Bart] What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Blazing SaddlesHedley Lamarr: [hurrying through the movie theater, he stops at the concession stand] Raisinettes!
Blazing SaddlesThe one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.
Jackie KennedyReporter: Sir, those are dummies. Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?
Blazing SaddlesGovernor William J. Le Petomane: We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
Blazing SaddlesBart: Hey, maybe you should eat somethin' first. Jim: No thanks, food makes me sick.
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