Quotes of: Sad-fact Keyword

Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is because the people find the government revolting.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, considering I taught the team one important thing: the value of cheating.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal out leaving me unequal to the task of choosing.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.


At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even pay as much as $1,637 for one.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment when they can be written down in solitude and shared with everybody at any time?

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Dream dialogue: 
 -Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
 -But I’m not different. I’m normal, I’m average, and that’s why I’m crying.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.


At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I go to find my inner Astaire.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter?


At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful thought to me.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle difference is between being a stiff and having a stiffy.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.