They asked me to write it and zoomed me over there to do it. But they ended up sacking me.
Eddie CampbellI might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.
Gary BarlowYou must not lean on a tree on Sabbath, if the tree might be dependent on you for support.
Ovadia YosefYou cannot add more minutes to the day, but you can utilize each one to the fullest.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson