Quotes of: Roommates Keyword

Someone told me I’m a cynical fatalist but I prefer the term realist.

My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!

Haven’t you heard of privacy, or were you raised by a tribe of hedonistic Vikings?

My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!

Fuck, you’ve been to the sex store.” “Sure have.” Josh held up a plastic bag. “Man, that was fun. And by fun, I mean seriously fucking creepy...

His Roommate's Pleasure

History didn’t always predict the future. You had to live it one day at a time to find out what happened next.

My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!

You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It's hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good person you can live with and fall in love with at the same time. You might as well just take your roommate, if you can find one, and ma...

Ariel Pink

Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.

Dark Lover

The feminist girls she knew at Oberlin, her roommate among them, were the kind of people who made you feel bad for liking what you liked. Sometimes when Emily was tired or blue she liked to watch "When Harry Met Sally", or "Love Actually", or old epi...

Brian Morton

Charles: Is my roommate a dick?

A Beautiful Mind

Charles: The prodigal roommate arrives.

A Beautiful Mind

I don’t think sin is as black and white as people want it to be. I think sin comes in an array of colors and one of them is so bright that it blinds us to our ability to love. And if I don’t think I can love you just because you’re gay, then Sa...

My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!

[Jerry sees Joe impersonating a wealthy yachtsman to flirt with Sugar] Sugar: [to Joe] This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl. Daphne: I'm a what? Sugar: Or was it Bryn Mawr? Junior: [firmly to Jerry] I heard a very sad story about a girl that...

Some Like It Hot

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.

Leighton Meester

Adrian: You want a roommate? Rocky: Absolutely.

Rocky

I've got four roommates and they all have fur and tails.

Kate Walsh

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.'

Heather Morris

I've never had a roommate, even when I was growing up.

Jennette McCurdy

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling.

Christina Ricci

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Steven Wright

I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape.

Dasha Zhukova

I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'.

Dave Annable

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

A Treasury of Pet Humor