I desire no future that will break the ties with the past.
I plan to be a part of Haiti's reconstruction and future.
To try to fix the future is a manifest absurdity.
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.
The future is no more uncertain than the present.
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Theology is a science of mind applied to God.
I probably believe in God in a non-denominational way.
Intelligence is not a science.
Intelligence is quickness in seeing things as they are.
The universe is an intelligence test.
Leadership does not depend on being right.
Everything rises and falls on leadership.
I'm not worried. I'm in control.