Actors never discuss future plans.
I can't predict the future.
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
It's a funny old world.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
I learn the lines and pray to God.
I'm a really picky eater.
I'm not very computer savvy.
I haven't got a writer's discipline.
I have a very busy personality.
The way to do well is to do well.
I became an actor because I couldn't not.
In any profession it gets to be a grind.
