I have been over into the future, and it works.
The future is purchased by the present.
I don't know the future.
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
The dog is the god of frolic.
In life go straight and turn right.
Frugality is for the vulgar.
I'm so not a financial person.
I don't believe in coincidence.
I don't like Paris so much.
I'm not a very skeptical person.
I try to stay under the radar.
I don't shave when I'm not working.
I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
TV is my sleeping pill.
It's dismaying to see the unilateralism that the government is doing.
I'd do a show about garbagemen if it was good!
Vegetarianism is a link to perfection and peace.
Let no such man be trusted.
Me, I don't need money.
Money is a way of creating scarcity.
