The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.
I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations.
Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.
I am responsible only to God and history.
Good God, do you mean to say this place is a club?
