The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in.
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does
Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
I need the kind of help that comes with a side order of help.
Hell [...] is the absence of God and the presence of Time.
We wanted a labour force, but human beings came.
To dispense knowledge without moral guidance would be grossly irresponsible.
But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?
bad breath and butt smell; that is prison, in a nutshell.
Food cannot cause you to put on weight, unless you it can.
You don't choose a book the book chooses you
A good marriage is, at least, one part conspiracy.
The words you can't find, you borrow.
With stillness comes the benediction of Peace.
When people are filled to the brim with love, they are their most beautiful.
There is a self-love solution for every challenge.
You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world.
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
It was as if they wanted to take their older bodies and put their younger hearts inside.
We could not have found peace unless the desire for it was already here.
