The thing about the NBA, any pro sport, is, guys don't know how to take care of their body.
John SalleyMy first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.
Melissa RauchWhen golf used to be a rich man's sport, if you were poor you could not step foot on a course.
Shia LaBeoufGolf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow WilsonOne morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx