Memories are doing funny things to us.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
I read part of it all the way through.
There's a lot more to me than just funny.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I wanted to do something inspirational for my children.
The safety of the people shall be the highest law.
In my bachelor days, the priority wasn't learning to cook.
Learning lines is my biggest challenge.
I love mixing amateurs and professionals.
Even though I'm Hispanic, I'm so white.
I'm just incredibly interested in people.
Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
The working mothers of America deserve medals.
I don't make deals, I make pictures.
