It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
One lucky shot deserves another.
I'm not a breakfast eater.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I don't really like doing interviews.
Film is a strange thing.
I have three brothers; I'm the youngest of four.
I'm a very serious person.
Don't just view me as an actor.
I have a bad reputation for being temperamental.
The highlight of my career? The Olympics, of course.
Some directors hardly talk to the actors at all.
I'm the baddest among the bad guys.
If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest.
I adapt my workouts to what my needs are.
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
I was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2004.
I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.
I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place.
