I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
It's quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.
I'm perfectly happy to color within the network lines when I have to.
I don't ever want to have a weak episode of television with my name on it.
When I was maybe like, under 10 years old, I was kind of like a maniac.
As many Giants fans know, we're one of the few teams without cheerleaders.
Often I think of personal behavior and judgment errors as being superficial wounds.
I've been very lucky that I've never had cellulite. My body was always firm.
Latin guys dance. American guys don't dance. That's a big difference.
I still feel like I'm doing this for the same reasons and working just as hard.
Every single journey that I've embarked on, I've learned something new.
By my senior year in high school, I was friends with every group.
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
I don't wake up with naturally sculpted cheekbones - I paint them on!
It's an actor's job to play all the human conditions - light, dark, and medium.
Take a good book to bed with you - books do not snore.
I worked at Suncoast Video for two years during the summer in high school.
It was the era of Tab Hunter and Rock Hudson; they all had a certain look.
It isn't glamorous until after the film is finished, and you are at the premiere and getting your picture on the cover of magazines.
If people are worried about the size of their trailers, I kind of say their priorities are off.
In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd.
