We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Milton BerleThe funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
Macaulay CulkinIf you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
Olivia MunnI don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
Samantha Bee