Hell is paved with good samaritans.
I had a very funny family.
Celebrity, to me, is not a thing to seek.
Wanting to be an actor and wanting to be famous are different.
Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.
In Germany I am not so famous.
I just want to be rich and famous.
My buildings are more famous than me.
I'm in no rush to become extremely famous.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
I mean I was famous for nothing.
I got the famous Oprah hug!
I've always strived to be successful, not famous.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
