I can never really enjoy being famous.
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
I wish I had a funny story.
It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
