You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
Once you're famous you can't go back.
Being famous is wicked. But it's better to be normal.
I'd definitely rather be rich than famous.
I was famous overnight. I went from nowhere to being really big.
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
I've always surrounded myself with funny people.
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
I never liked you, and I always will.
