I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
A problem shared is attention gained.
The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it.
O'Reilly continues to hide behind his microphone.
In India, one has to plan according to the monsoons.
It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
One lucky shot deserves another.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I don't really like doing interviews.
Film is a strange thing.
I have three brothers; I'm the youngest of four.
I'm a very serious person.
Don't just view me as an actor.
I have a bad reputation for being temperamental.
The highlight of my career? The Olympics, of course.
Some directors hardly talk to the actors at all.
I'm the baddest among the bad guys.
If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest.
I adapt my workouts to what my needs are.
