When I wrestled in College, my team was very good.
It's O.K. to accept good fortune.
I don't want to be famous. I want to tell stories.
If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before.
I never pursued being 'famous.'
People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.
When I say something funny, I don't laugh.
When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.
I rant, therefore I am.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.
'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.
I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.
Let's have some new cliches.
