What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.
Ashley ScottI've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Billy ConnollyA comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby DarinIn comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.
Bobby FarrellyYou could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy ChaseIt's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey FeldmanSomeone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
Caroline RheaI'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
Daniel Dae KimSome people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
Denis LearyI wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Demetri MartinI used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.
Denis NordenWhen you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny.
Elizabeth Banks