I'm leaving. I'm doing five episodes this year, then I'll be headed out.
Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.
We set ourselves a limit and cut characters which weren't so vital.
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman.
Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.
The accolades usually come when you're dead or too old to get a job.
If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.
When I try to be perfect, it makes me not have fun.
I'm a very lazy, stay-at-home kind of girl.
I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I'm okay with blood and guts.
Growing up, my brother and I were begging for attention.
I wasn't playing a drag queen - I was playing an extraordinary performer.
Women rule men's lives - every decision a man makes is based on a woman.
I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.
Once in a while I'll order an omelet, 'cause I'm not very good at making omelets.
If you start with character, you probably will end up with good drawings.
If I can help get anybody through puberty, I say, 'Good!'
Competition is very good... as long as its healthy. It's what makes one strive to be better.
A good comedy's very hard to make, so good comic writing I really enjoy.
I'm not a good storyteller - I much prefer to be with people who are chatty, to have the luxury of listening.
I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.
