Make sure you have cheese in your house.
I've always - honestly - never thought of myself as an independent director.
You might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
I think I'm sort of locked into the sitcom genre.
I've always been able to survive by writing, though.
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
Hollywood is a place that attracts people with massive holes in their souls.
Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.
You'll be tested every single day.
It's so hard and impossible to shoot in L.A. The costs are astronomical.
Of course, I saw 'The Social Network,' which is a beautiful film.
I write fast, I write beautifully, I write convincingly.
I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.
Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing.
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.
If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
A movie is made for an audience and a film is made for both the audience and the film-makers.
A sociopath is just a label and doesn't encompass the entire being of a person.
TV in all its ugliness can be a beautiful thing.
I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
You aren't allowed to ask at auditions, legally, a person's race.
