Quotes of: Robin-williams Keyword

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Heather Graham

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Jason Alexander

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

Jim Broadbent

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Jimmy Durante

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Jay Leno

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Joe E. Lewis

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.

John Requa

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

Johnny Vegas

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

Kevin Hart

Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets.

Katherine Parkinson

I always remember loving 'Even Stevens' - that show was so brilliant and funny and smart.

Luke Benward

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Larry David

I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.

Michael Bay

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Milton Berle

The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.

Macaulay Culkin

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

Mark Consuelos

In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting.

Maxim Knight

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

Meg Ryan