Quotes of: Robin-williams Keyword

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

Angie Dickinson

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Artie Lange

I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.

Adam McKay

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Bill Burr

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

Charlie Day

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

Celia Johnson

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!

Chad Michael Murray

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Chris Rock

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

Casey Wilson

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

Christopher Walken

I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Danny Kaye

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.

Danny Masterson

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Demetri Martin

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

Demetri Martin

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Dylan Moran

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

Gabrielle Reece

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.

George A. Romero

Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage.

Gemma Ward