I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Punishment is justice for the unjust.
The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.
I really love 'The Thing.'
I would love a robot butler.
I'm a very proud actor.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
I kill myself for my body.
Casting is very, very important.
My face is my career.
I'm lucky. Lord, I'm lucky.
I was at the birth of my two girls.
I'm just a working actor.
I'm the father of four daughters.
I like sleeping a lot.
Malta is a sod of a place.
