I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning.
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
Farming with live animals is a 7 day a week, legal form of slavery.
As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.
Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience.
Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.
I'm learning to accept the lack of privacy as the real downer in my profession.
Learning from the past helps to ensure that mistakes are not repeated.
I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.
Every picture has been a learning opportunity for me.
