It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
I wish I had a funny story.
It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
Better to be called something positive and inspirational than something negative.
I get inspiration from my everyday life.
