I like twinsets, and I'm famous for always wearing crop tops.
People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.
I'm a sports guy. Football, God, I flip out.
If we're all living in ourselves and mistaking it for life, then we're devaluing and desensitizing life.
I was studying to be a legal secretary when I was called to audition for 'Ken.'
Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character.
