Rule 1: The Doctor lies.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
I spent 25 years as a stand-up comedian.
R is for wussies if you're talking about blood and guts.
I don't want my writing to be recognized.
I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while.
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
I'm proud of my hands; they look like my grandma's.
When you have a kid, you have to be more mature.
When they tell you that you have cancer, you panic.
I wanted to be a film and television writer and producer.
An accent in a way can be an entry into a character.
The whole concept of the devil is a metaphor on one level.
Hitchcock had a very strange mind.
A lot of my friends were fooling around with drugs then.
New York is vertical - all skyscrapers.
We are such materialists that all our metaphors are going to be material.
I have bad feet and I have weak ankles.
Every job feels like my first.
I don't like the term 'ensemble.' It's bland to me.
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.
