The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts.
I'm a teacher still, but with a much larger classroom.
The ancient Apostles were common men, and that was part of their credential.
I have a chaperone everywhere I go - my mom.
I'm completely comfortable with gay marriage.
Bureaucracy is the death of all sound work.
Evil events from evil causes spring.
I'm a DJ. I get the party started.
I was a little bit of a cocky kid.
Don't you dare underestimate the power of your own instinct.
Even perfection has room for improvement.
Honesty is the greatest aphrodisiac.
I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
Women serve but to keep a man from better company.
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
You need to have extraordinary wisdom to be the forerunner.
Good wishes alone will not ensure peace.
Upstairs on a bus! It’s Unbelievable
Genius is never understood in its own time.
My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.
The best strips are the most honest. That's just the truth of it.