The stethoscope for listening to the heart is over. It's obsolete.
A friend in need is a pest.
People are people, and they want to know about their own experiences.
Don't trust anyone over thirty.
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know.
Always be a poet, even in prose.
Poetry is adolescence fermented, and thus preserved.
Poetry is all nouns and verbs.
Everything in our society is so purposeful.
I'm just not a natural teacher.
I've always said, 'Underwater or on top, men and women are compatible.'
With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag.
Van Halen is a work in progress.
Women. They are a complete mystery.
The greatest wisdom is to realize one's lack of it.
Self-suggestion makes you master of yourself.
At my age flowers scare me.
Home is where the heart is.
Microsoft represents the best of ourselves or the worst.
The best things in life are silly.
