Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality.
Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there.
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
Gender consciousness has become involved in almost every intellectual field: history, literature, science, anthropology. There's been an extraordinary advance.
I don't feel proprietorial about the problems of philosophy. History has taught us that many philosophical issues can grow up, leave home and live elsewhere.
History has shown that incumbents tend to fight trends that challenge established ways and, in the process, lose focus on what matters most: customers.
Whatever glory belongs to the race for a development unprecedented in history for the given length of time, a full share belongs to the womanhood of the race.
For the very first time the young are seeing history being made before it is censored by their elders.
No back in the history of football was ever worth two fumbles a game.
Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me.
Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on.
When you travel around Moscow, you can see almost every car is using a smartphone where they can see what's ahead of them.
Overcoming my dad telling me that I could never amount to anything is what has made me the megalomaniac that you see today.
My dad was a very conservative Republican businessman, so obviously I considered it a problem when I realized I was a lesbian.
My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
My dad believed in scaring us as we were growing up. Scaring the boys who wanted to date us more.
