Quotes of: Robert Keyword

How much a dunce that has been sent to roam, excels a dunce that has been kept at home.

William Cowper

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Ogden Nash

I live on hope and that I think do all Who come into this world.

Robert Bridges

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Bill Nye

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

Celia Rivenbark

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

Dan Simmons

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Edward de Bono

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.

Milos Forman

I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.

Maira Kalman

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Romain Gary

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Shel Silverstein

My work is not about my life history. It's not about the story of my neurosis.

Anish Kapoor

The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.

Donna Brazile

The man who first gave history a recognized place in science was an ancient historian.

James Henry Breasted

My history is to find the next big thing early.

Mitch Kapor

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.

Warren Buffett

After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun.

Eric Allin Cornell

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

Me and my dad are the biggest promoters of an estate tax in the US. It's not a popular position.

Bill Gates

All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.

George Eliot