I think the first thing you should learn is how to roast a chicken. Once you can roast a chicken, you can pretty much figure out anything else. And who doesn't like roasted chicken? It's a classic.
If cooks quarrel, the roast burns.
When the kitchenmaids are together the roast burns.
The roast duck can fly no more.
Such is the fate of the sheep: either shorn or roasted.
If you want to know what love really is, take a look around you. ...It's giving life that counts. Until you're ready for it, all the rest is just a big fraud. All the crazy haircuts in the world won't keep it turning. Life isn't a 'love in;' it's the...
Del: [talking to Neal on the plane] I always order a special meal. On this airline, I go with the seafood salad. On American, I'll have their kosher plate: a little slice of salami, some roast beef, some turkey, dark rye bread, very nice. Now, if I'm...
[while being chased by the posse] Sundance Kid: You remember the time you and me and Etta went to Denver one summer for a vacation? Butch Cassidy: I'm glad you brought that up, Kid. That's an important topic, considering our situation. Sundance Kid: ...
The end of an ox is beef, and the end of a lie is grief.
A patient woman can roast an ox with a lantern.
Roast pigeons don't fly through the air.
The fellow roasts his fish in the flames of a fire.
With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts than my own series. Because there's so much attention focused on the roasts. It's like the 'Super Bowl' of comedy. Everyb...
Nobody gathers firewood to roast a thin goat.
We count on winning. And if we lose, don't beef. And the best way to prevent beefing is - don't lose.
A kiss without a moustache is like beef without mustard.
It is ill done to chain a dragon for roasting your meat.
The tears of the roasting meat kindle the fire even more.
An onion shared with a friend tastes like roast lamb.
If you are going to have a roast, a chicken is better than a phoenix.
They don't give gold bracelets for regrets.
