History shows that people are as changeable as rivers.
Minutes are sometimes like eternities if they are let go.
When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.
Your camera is the best critic there is. Critics never see as much as the camera does. It is more perceptive than the human eye.
It is with rivers as it is with people: the greatest are not always the most agreeable nor the best to live with.
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
The best writing really does come from the deepest, most private part of you.
The team that is the most focused and executes the best is the team that wins. That's usually the team that can handle the pressure of the situation.
The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page.
River of life will always flow from The Church.” ― Dr Paul Gitwaza
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it—you can see it all over their faces.
I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.
Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting.
I get called an adrenaline junkie every other minute, and I'm just fine with that.
Finding tricks to create flattering body shape is the key to style.
I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.
It's quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.
A James Bond movie is a stuntman's dream.
I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it.
Oh, did I tell you I have a cookbook? I have a cookbook deal.
