I respect people and expect that kind of respect back.
Treat everyone with respect and kindness. Period. No exceptions.
I love working with smart-funny people.
I'm a patriot in the truest sense of the word.
When the last tree has been cut down, the last river has been polluted and the last fish has been caught -- only then do you realize that money can't buy everything:
Let the Lord judge the criminals.
My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.
As a human being, I'm work in process.
The war on drugs is a war against the communities.
'War Horse' was all flat caps and thick trousers.
For me, happiness is doing my best and trying to be helpful.
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
I'm not a big raised stage fan.
I am a smiling depressive.
I am an addictive personality.
I don't do game shows.
I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
If a guy won't commit, he's a player.
I don't think I would have made it as a cricketer.
There is no wealth but life.
