If you can make people laugh, you know you're getting it right; it's an instant pat on the back.
Lucy PunchIf people don’t sleep with me I just rape them. Because right is not given but taken.
M.F. MoonzajerIf you are not yourself people will look right through you and see the pale shadow of someone else
Rasheed OgunlaruOnly kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
Mark Twain