Daniel: [looks into coffin] Who is this? Undertaker: Pardon me? Daniel: That's not my father. Undertaker: [checking] Oh shit, we've taken the wrong one.
Louison: One must always forgive. Julie Clapet: Depends. It's not always possible. Louison: Don't say that. No one is entirely evil. It's circumstance. Or they don't realize the wrong.
[Watching Costigan beat up the Providence gangsters, destroying his store in the process] Pakistani Proprietor: What's wrong with this fucking country? Everybody hates everybody!
DJ Ruby Rhod: What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I knew that was an elevated train. Marshal Biggs: Oh yeah big dog, you're never wrong.
Private Cowboy: I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.
Galloway: The doctor's wrong. Kaffee: What a relief. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to use the liar-liar-pants-on-fire defense.
Evelyn Couch: Towanda! Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare! Ninny Threadgoode: How many of them hormones you takin', honey?
Dr. Gonzo: You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.
Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"! Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
Publisher: [explaining that the "UFO" in photo is fake and pointing at the "UFO"] It says Kutahya porcelain on here. Look. Arif: [looking at photo] Well, I shot this in Kutahya. There's nothing wrong with it.
Phil Wenneck: [after realizing that they have rescued the wrong Doug] GOD DAMN IT! Alan Garner: Gosh darn it! Phil Wenneck: SHIT! Alan Garner: Shoot!
Diego: Is its nose dry? Sid: That means there's something wrong with it. Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
Little Violet: [commenting on George] I like him. Little Mary: You like every boy. Little Violet: What's wrong with that?
Landlady: So you're on their side? The Beast: Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
Chief Inspector Tu: You always were a pain in the ass, as far as I'm concerned. Just do me a favor and prove me wrong.
[from teaser trailer] Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
Laura Bishop: Poor Suzy. Why is everything so hard for you? Suzy: We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?
[Thornhill is wearing sunglasses to hide his identity] Ticket Seller: Something wrong with your eyes? Roger Thornhill: Yes, they're sensitive to questions.
Philomena: And after I had the sex, I thought anything that feels so lovely must be wrong. Martin Sixsmith: Fucking Catholics.
Prisoner: I know you, you're Degas. You're a very intelligent man! Dega: Thank you. I seem to be known in all the wrong places.
