Quotes of: Ribbons Keyword

It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.

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If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee. 

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I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills. 

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Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.

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I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

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I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

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A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

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A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

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Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.

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Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

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Blood is like water, to a vampire. And coffee is like blood, to a tired mosquito. And my love is like an itch—and a scratch.

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I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

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Check the couch cushions for change—and hope. I drink my coffee raw, straight out of the ketchup bottle.

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Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

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I drink coffee like I make love, only I’m more awake with the coffee.

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Instead of cream, I like fog in my coffee. Makes me feel like I’m drinking the mystery that is love.

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I drink coffee the way most men tie their shoes, and I’m liable to slip on a sip if I don’t follow their lead.

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Coffee smells like how I imagine heaven will be scented. Would you like to spend eternity in my nose?

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I’m probably the best love you’ve never had. And why is that? Oh yeah, because I’m in a relationship with a tall cup of coffee.

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Coffee excites my mind in ways not describable my words. The closest approximation is a sperm whale in orgasm, only silent and bubblier.

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I want to start a band called the Band-Aids. Free coffee for all who come to our show. We’d perform for the deaf and the asleep.

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